how should i know? i even said that he should leave all that alone. i had to pop over and check to make sure the hellhound wasn't going to cause a fuss.
next thing i know there's a bloody fire in my den! of all places!!! not even the bedroom it's like he was just going to sprawl in front of the door. absolutely ruined the mood.
had to explain that it was an accident and barter for a bit all the while he's crying in the corner and being extremely unhelpful. spirit even destroyed what was left of the candle in a fit he was so put out.
come on he was easy on the eyes how was i to know he was daft as a brush???
i met that angel of yours don't try and take the high road with me. not that one could blame you.
not as far as the accidental summons goes and all. but in between all the weeping and the impromptu blood ritual i think it's safe to say he isn't coming back.
look he is worth every scorch mark !!! there are always exceptions to rules !!!
2bad, but probably 4 the best.
we gotta go pubbing and clubbing sometime and find u a pretty idiot who won't set ur place on fire. or at least won't break down with all the occult stuff. just no actual satanists, they're always so weird 2 be around
probably. i can do with a little worry and maybe a few tears but i draw the line at weeping into his hands as if i'd called up lucifer himself. it wasn't even a demon, just a spirit. nasty bugger to be sure but nothing that couldn't be remedied.
i haven't done that in ages. just tell me when and i'm all yours. especially if we leave out the satanists. last one i ran into was an absolute monster.
tbf when it comes to most humans' experience w/ the supernatural he prob thought it was satan hisself. if i thought my x-boss had shown up i'd prob be on the verge of a bit of a blubber as well
fortunately annoyed spirits r p easy 4 humans to deal with
i do know this one club run by a coven - not satanists, just ur run of the mill witches. we get 2gether 4 mimosas every couple months rly gr8 bunch, neway most of the membership is people who r fine with the unconventional so ur less likely to bring some1 home and accidentally traumatize them
oh yeah, gr8 terms. only reason i was allowed to hand in my resignation was bc bastard couldn't use me 4 an Example. last i heard he's still having a tantrum bc his kid told him to fuck off and stop being a deadbeat
w@ !!! that's hardly nething. practically a normal night at the pub when some drunk has had a few 2 many and unloads his life story. he must have been rly pretty if u were putting up w/ that
right, scratching coven off the list. know a couple other places 2, get good live bands. our kinda music
hang on, did he try? you must've rubbed feathers with the right people if you got out of that. yeah well, that's dads for you. good for the kid.
i mean he's probably gone and checked himself in someplace. it was just a way to ruin the mood for me. oh. the prettiest i'd seen in a while. couldn't even sing in tune and i was willing.
spoiling me, mate. going to be a bender for the history books.
oh they tried. short version involves a kangaroo court and a tub full of holy water for public execution. as u can c it didn't take 😈 tried something similar w/ aziraphale and hellfire up in heaven. also yea the antichrist is a surprisingly well-adjusted kid. human upbringing and all - like i always say, nurture not nature
either he was the prettiest or ur just v desperate. how long has it been 4 u?
i would expect nothing less. 2bad u were never in rome about 2k yrs ago they rly knew how to party. best wine i ever had before and since
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how should i know? i even said that he should leave all that alone. i had to pop over and check to make sure the hellhound wasn't going to cause a fuss.
next thing i know there's a bloody fire in my den! of all places!!! not even the bedroom it's like he was just going to sprawl in front of the door. absolutely ruined the mood.
had to explain that it was an accident and barter for a bit all the while he's crying in the corner and being extremely unhelpful. spirit even destroyed what was left of the candle in a fit he was so put out.
come on he was easy on the eyes how was i to know he was daft as a brush???
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[ He says, like a massive hypocrite. ]
no lasting damage i hope? u gonna see the guy again?
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not as far as the accidental summons goes and all. but in between all the weeping and the impromptu blood ritual i think it's safe to say he isn't coming back.
which leaves me in a bad old state to be sure.
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2bad, but probably 4 the best.
we gotta go pubbing and clubbing sometime and find u a pretty idiot who won't set ur place on fire. or at least won't break down with all the occult stuff. just no actual satanists, they're always so weird 2 be around
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probably. i can do with a little worry and maybe a few tears but i draw the line at weeping into his hands as if i'd called up lucifer himself. it wasn't even a demon, just a spirit. nasty bugger to be sure but nothing that couldn't be remedied.
i haven't done that in ages. just tell me when and i'm all yours. especially if we leave out the satanists. last one i ran into was an absolute monster.
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fortunately annoyed spirits r p easy 4 humans to deal with
i do know this one club run by a coven - not satanists, just ur run of the mill witches. we get 2gether 4 mimosas every couple months rly gr8 bunch, neway most of the membership is people who r fine with the unconventional so ur less likely to bring some1 home and accidentally traumatize them
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oh yeah a bit if shrieking, a little banging on all woe is me and it was sorted. most times they just want to vent.
let's try the first bit and then we'll see about the coven. i don't have the best track record with witches.
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w@ !!! that's hardly nething. practically a normal night at the pub when some drunk has had a few 2 many and unloads his life story. he must have been rly pretty if u were putting up w/ that
right, scratching coven off the list. know a couple other places 2, get good live bands. our kinda music
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i mean he's probably gone and checked himself in someplace. it was just a way to ruin the mood for me. oh. the prettiest i'd seen in a while. couldn't even sing in tune and i was willing.
spoiling me, mate. going to be a bender for the history books.
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either he was the prettiest or ur just v desperate. how long has it been 4 u?
i would expect nothing less. 2bad u were never in rome about 2k yrs ago they rly knew how to party. best wine i ever had before and since