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now i'm curious. you're leaving out all the juicy bits, aren't you? he goes through a big bag of kibble a day. got a taste for the fancy one somehow. mate i've got staying over though, he got him hooked on half-pigs. i could murder him but he's the loveable kind of idiot. can't even stay mad about it.
you think that luci getting tossed out on his arse would've eased that anything you can do i can do better bit going on but it just made it worse.
do we have to go into this??? it was a resurrection. i botched it.
you think that luci getting tossed out on his arse would've eased that anything you can do i can do better bit going on but it just made it worse.
do we have to go into this??? it was a resurrection. i botched it.
[The angel slides the whiskey bottle over to the man who has situated himself on the stool beside him.]
Fallen angel, don't care. [He's jovial, upbeat, and amused by the stares.] I miss gladiatorial competitions sometimes. It's was more honest to human brutality than modern warfare.
Fallen angel, don't care. [He's jovial, upbeat, and amused by the stares.] I miss gladiatorial competitions sometimes. It's was more honest to human brutality than modern warfare.
[ No glasses? Not his first time. Why not? He nods in thanks and takes a swig right from the bottle. Oh, that's the good stuff too. He slides it back after. ]
Nor should you. I'm just surprised it didn't get messier you trying to settle in here and all. [ He rifles through his coat pockets to find his ciggies, opening the pack after and pulling one out in between his lips. ] I'm assuming you don't mind, yeah?
[ Not that it'll stop him. He's got to find his lighter first anyways. ]
More honor in it for sure. Though I've only used a sword a handful of times in the past decade. It's got a good feeling to it.
Nor should you. I'm just surprised it didn't get messier you trying to settle in here and all. [ He rifles through his coat pockets to find his ciggies, opening the pack after and pulling one out in between his lips. ] I'm assuming you don't mind, yeah?
[ Not that it'll stop him. He's got to find his lighter first anyways. ]
More honor in it for sure. Though I've only used a sword a handful of times in the past decade. It's got a good feeling to it.
[He takes the bottle back and a long drink before setting it between them. It is the community bottle if the human would like.]
Inspiring and motivational speeches would in more places than the battlefield. [His brow shifts just enough to expose his internal amusement.] I prefer to see death in battle but who am I to tell you how to die?
[Blunt and a little dark in humor was the usual for Beelzebub, though he could be lighthearted when moved to that state of mind.]
It's easy to kill and blame when you don't have to look. I like war more than anyone but I'd rather see it have impact where it should.
Inspiring and motivational speeches would in more places than the battlefield. [His brow shifts just enough to expose his internal amusement.] I prefer to see death in battle but who am I to tell you how to die?
[Blunt and a little dark in humor was the usual for Beelzebub, though he could be lighthearted when moved to that state of mind.]
It's easy to kill and blame when you don't have to look. I like war more than anyone but I'd rather see it have impact where it should.
oh they tried. short version involves a kangaroo court and a tub full of holy water for public execution. as u can c it didn't take 😈 tried something similar w/ aziraphale and hellfire up in heaven. also yea the antichrist is a surprisingly well-adjusted kid. human upbringing and all - like i always say, nurture not nature
either he was the prettiest or ur just v desperate. how long has it been 4 u?
i would expect nothing less. 2bad u were never in rome about 2k yrs ago they rly knew how to party. best wine i ever had before and since
either he was the prettiest or ur just v desperate. how long has it been 4 u?
i would expect nothing less. 2bad u were never in rome about 2k yrs ago they rly knew how to party. best wine i ever had before and since
ugh i can't imagine the smell. been 2 a couple slaughter houses b4, can't imagine that on top of fire + brimstone + that doggy smell.
u'd think luci getting tossed out on his arse would have done a lot of things but that's upper management 4 u. just imagine w@ he could have done w/ hell if he wasn't just trying 2 be god 2.0
gimme a few details - do u know which demon got her?
u'd think luci getting tossed out on his arse would have done a lot of things but that's upper management 4 u. just imagine w@ he could have done w/ hell if he wasn't just trying 2 be god 2.0
gimme a few details - do u know which demon got her?
[ Whatever it is, it's bound them in ways she doesn't really know how to explain. Something understood in the way they are. Something that keeps pulling them together, despite the insanity of the world they both live in. ]
What the hell is new moon water?
[ She shifts her head up to look at him with a raised brow, fingertips tracing along the knuckles of his hand. ]
What the hell is new moon water?
[ She shifts her head up to look at him with a raised brow, fingertips tracing along the knuckles of his hand. ]
don't think the big bads are down for a cuddle to work out all the issues. some light talk therapy. i could recommend a place.
[ A pause before the next text comes through. He can't remember the last time he told anyone about that. Not even Zed knew. ]
sister's daughter. her name is gemma.
[ A pause before the next text comes through. He can't remember the last time he told anyone about that. Not even Zed knew. ]
sister's daughter. her name is gemma.
you know a place for light talk therapy? as in, you have a therapist?
didn't know you had a sister.
didn't know you had a sister.
that place was a hole in the ground. pass.
your dad? i'm starting to realize how little we actually talk about your family.
your dad? i'm starting to realize how little we actually talk about your family.
sounds like it.
explains your penchant for whiskey, though.
explains your penchant for whiskey, though.
you're not so bad.
well, if you've got the good stuff.
gimme thirty.
well, if you've got the good stuff.
gimme thirty.
i think you're a little biased.
i'll have a glass ready for you.
[ Which he does when she gets there. He opens the door with magic instead of answering it like a normal person would. He can't be arsed to get up from the dining room table in his house to shuffle over for all that. ]
i'll have a glass ready for you.
[ Which he does when she gets there. He opens the door with magic instead of answering it like a normal person would. He can't be arsed to get up from the dining room table in his house to shuffle over for all that. ]
[ She cocks a brow at the creaky, evil way the door swings open, frowning and scanning the entrance before stepping in and weaving her way towards John. ]
You know that's really creepy, right?
You know that's really creepy, right?
[ Maybe that's the point. Maybe he does that to scare away small children and easily-frightened adults. Lucky that Sara doesn't fit into either category. ]
Gary screamed the first time I did it.
[ Did he just beam a little bit of a smile at that? Sure did. ]
Gary screamed the first time I did it.
[ Did he just beam a little bit of a smile at that? Sure did. ]
[ She grins at the idea, shaking her head at him. ]
Still weird that you guys hang out so much.
[ She crosses the room towards him. ]
Still weird that you guys hang out so much.
[ She crosses the room towards him. ]
[ She cocks a brow, pouring herself a drink and claiming the seat across from him. ]
He's your apprentice now?
He's your apprentice now?
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